prokopetz:

“Fear not, for neither man nor woman, neither–”

“Okay, let me stop you right there. Nobody ever lists the things that aren’t going to kill you unless they’re trying to hide a loophole.”

“I’m not sure I understand.“

“Bullshit. You’ve totally foreseen what’s going to kill me.“

“… not necessarily.”

“You haven’t necessarily seen what’s going to kill me, or what you’ve seen isn’t necessarily going to kill me?“

“You know, you are just sucking all the fun out of this.“

“Truly, I weep for you.“

“Okay, fine. A duck. You die because of a duck. Happy?“

“You’re serious.”

“I literally can’t lie. Why do you think I do the ‘neither man nor woman’ routine in the first place?”

“Well, of all the undignified– wait. Noun or verb?“

“Oh, you’re good.”