ekjohnston:
“ docgold13:
“ apparently acrophobia just doesn’t exist in the Star Wars universe. No one seems to have even the remotest sense of a fear of heights. I mean look at this madness…
who puts a control panel in such a place? I don’t care how...

ekjohnston:

docgold13:

apparently acrophobia just doesn’t exist in the Star Wars universe.  No one seems to have even the remotest sense of a fear of heights.  I mean look at this madness…

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who puts a control panel in such a place?  I don’t care how much I need to get that tracker beam turned off.  I’m not shimming around that shit.  Ol’ Ben sure was brave.  And those Stormtroopers are just walking across the bridge like it was nothing.  Can a brother get a railing?

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And what’s with the landing platforms on Coruscant?  Welcome to Coruscant, we’re a thousand feet up, just walk on over to that tiny little ship.  No railings, just a slight, easy-to-trip-over lip.  No thanks…

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Want to operate the big communications dish on Skariff?  No problem, just walk on out to the control panel conveniently located way off dangling over the edge.  

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Nope.

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Look at this shit.  No way!  Han Solo so needs to talk to his son that he walks across this crazy bridge that has no railing at all.  Gee, I wonder if someone is going to fall…

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No railings here either… and, spoilers, both Obi-Wan and Jango Fett fall off.  

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well at least this little node has railings, but what is the purpose of it?  I’m not going out there.  Luke went out there and look what happened to him…

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And even when there re railings they’re really stupid railings.  Why even bother with a two foot railing, who is that going to protect?  Surprising no one, most of these dudes end up falling off the skiff.  

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Nope.  

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hey, lets have a sword fight right next to the this big gapping hole in the floor.  Surprise, no railings!  wonder if someone’s going to fall?

My favourite thing is how no one ever is affected by, like, wind.

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